Why are even the best forensic teams unable to catch hillbilly criminals?

Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records.

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What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

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He had a plane to catch.

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He was a little shellfish.

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He was a little shellfish.

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What did the DNA say to the RNA?

What are U doing here?

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Everyone has the same DNA.

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Why are even the best forensic teams unable to catch hillbilly criminals?

Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records.

Why is it so difficult to convict a redneck?

Because they all have the same DNA and no dental records.