What are french journalists good at catching?

Bullets.

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What was the last thing that went through the Sandy Hook child's mind?

A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.

What do you get when you shoot four bullets into a six pack?

A Tupac...

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What did the fisher say to the fishkin?

Catch you later

Why was the algebra teacher arrested on drug charges?

He was caught doing lines of math!

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Why do the French not pronounce "h" at the beginning of words?

Because they hate it.

How do the French defend a city?

We don't know, they've never tried it.