What are french journalists good at catching?

Bullets.

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What's the difference between humans and bullets?

Humans miss Harambe.

Who's there ! Bullet ! Bullet who ?

Bullet all the hay and now he's hungry !

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How do you catch a unique bunny?

Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame bunny? The tame way.

Why was the tired criminal delighted when he was caught by the police?

Because he needed *arrest*!!!

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Who is the easiest to get a high-five from in a war?

The French. They always have their hands up.

What did one dehydrated French guy say to the other?

What do we do now, Pierre