Why do the French not pronounce "h" at the beginning of words?

Because they hate it.

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What word that begins with "N" and ends with "R" do you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters?

The Post Office

French Jokes More French Jokes

Why are there so many French orphans in the fruit isle of the grocery store?

Because they are all looking for their pre

What do French pupils say after finishing their school dinners ?

Mercy !

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do you hate me?

me any time someone tells me I have to sleep on a futon

What Metallica song does Captain America hate?

Trapped Under Ice.

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What's another word for knowing that you're right?

Woman

What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

H Jokes More H Jokes

Why is Jay-Z allowed to ride in the carpool lane by himself?

Because his name is Hov, OH, H-to-the-O-V

What makes a pun, fun?

Add an h.