Why do the French not pronounce "h" at the beginning of words?

Because they hate it.

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How does every racist joke begin?

With a look over the shoulder.

What did the communist say at the beginning of the race?

On your Marx, get set, go!"

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Why are there so many French orphans in the fruit isle of the grocery store?

Because they are all looking for their pre

What do you call and Irishman who works in a French cafe?

Paddy Hor D'oeuvre

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Why does the can crusher hate his job?

Because it's soda pressing.

Why does Tumblr hate symmetrical shapes?

Because they can't even

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Why do you keep changing a word into something that makes no sense ?

You are the banner of my existence.

What's another word for cinnamon?

Synonym.

H Jokes More H Jokes

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Why did the H blow itself up?

Because the Jihad.