Why are there so many French orphans in the fruit isle of the grocery store?

Because they are all looking for their pre

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Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

What's his last name?

Oh, uh- *looks at pic* Squarepants

French Jokes More French Jokes

Why don't the French need air conditioner?

They use 2-in-1 shampoo

Why do the French get high so fast?

Because they'll reach 420 before anyone else. Explanation: 80 is quatre-vingt in french and quatre=4 and vingt= 20.

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What do you call a stupid kid in pre-school?

Names.

Why are there so many French orphans in the fruit isle of the grocery store?

Because they are all looking for their pre

Grocery Store Jokes More Grocery Store Jokes

Why are there so many French orphans in the fruit isle of the grocery store?

Because they are all looking for their pre

Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!