Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.
He didn't like being spoken to in that voice
Get married on his birthday.
The Moona Lisa!
Like that.
Plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow.
That's when the big hand touches the little hand.
Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.
Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it
I don't know but it would be excellent at picking cotton.
A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.
Limbo. They don't set the bar very high.
They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)
When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.
A private tooter
He took out his dentures!
