A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.
You break them at the middle and load them from behind
Why are you single What's wrong with your big toe
With a romantic tock.
He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"
Duck!
He had too much thyme on his hands.
You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.
They both have handlebars. Well, except for the duck.
He thought it would help him with his hit detection.
Ow! That megahertz!
Every time they set off the fireworks, the French surrendered.
With dog diskettes!
Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in english. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.
A. Because all his friends shout "GO-RILLA!"
A. She kept throwing out all the W's.
A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.
They're trying to get away from the noise.
A: Good question. We're still trying to find out too.