How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

Why was Snape in the middle of the road?

So you would never know what side he was on.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if a Mobile software developer isn't enjoying his job?

He isn't very App-y

What is logic?

A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How many 210 lb policemen does it take to throw a 140 lb suspect down 3 flights of stairs?

None, he fell.

When did the criminal get smart?

When the judge threw the book at him.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton

How do you make an idiot think he's a duck?

Tell him he's a duck.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why don't women get hit by trains?

There is no railroad tracks between the living room and the kitchen.

What is the difference between an abusive relationship and The Chainsmokers ?

Nothing, The hits keep coming

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

What are some easy pranks I can set up in his cubicle?

I don't want to go TOO over the top, and I definitely don't want to actually damage anything. But he has a pretty good sense of humor.

Pond Jokes More Pond Jokes

How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

What do you get if you cross a pond with snowshoes?

Wet.

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

Why does Rilla get mad when he's in a race?

A. Because all his friends shout "GO-RILLA!"

Perfect Pitch Jokes More Perfect Pitch Jokes

How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

What's the definition of perfect pitch?

A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.

Bagpiper Jokes More Bagpiper Jokes

Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards?

A. So they can park in handicapped zones.

Why do bagpipers walk when they play?

They're trying to get away from the noise.