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Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in english. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.
I just got fired from the circus "Oh my" Yeah, the calibration on my cannon was way off. I landed in your pond
Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.
A: Wet feet.
A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.
Wet.
I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.
A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.
Laura C-Chord.
Greh.
A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.
They quack up
He was depressed.
He had her.
You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)
He wanted to have webbed feet.
The snort quack.
To keep geese from speeding!
Goose bumps
Likud.
A turtle. I was lying about the wheels
