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Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
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Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in english. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.
I just got fired from the circus "Oh my" Yeah, the calibration on my cannon was way off. I landed in your pond
Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.
A: Wet feet.
A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.
Wet.
Because Wednesday is hump day.
She returned because all he ever did was split her in the middle for log(n) time.
You barium! ba-dum-tss
They have a bad stroke
Like this.
They wanted to see it crack up!
DUCK!" How do you get a kid up and running "GOOSE!"
There's more geese on that side.
A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.
A. He can't keep the lilies alive.
I don't remember.
If they look fabric-cated Very bad, I know. "This is why we don't have friends!!"
At the circus, the clowns don't talk.
They go straight for the juggler.
Frisbae
Because all his friends Argon.
