How can you tell if your "designer clothes" are made in China?

If they look fabric-cated Very bad, I know. "This is why we don't have friends!!"

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How did 3 know 4 was a Ballerina?

He had a 2-2.

How do girls know when they are adults?

When they start to like spankings

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What would you like today?

Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!

Why did the black guy wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why don't cats like online shopping?

They prefer a cat-alogue.

What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?

The cat ate her.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

How do you keep a blonde busy for years?

Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

What's the worst thing to say to a friend you see on a plane?

Hi Jack!

China Jokes More China Jokes

What replaces Steam, the gaming platform, in China?

Pollution.

What do you call 69-ing in China?

Tu Can Chu