How can you tell if your "designer clothes" are made in China?

If they look fabric-cated Very bad, I know. "This is why we don't have friends!!"

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How do you know if an Asian is depressed?

All around them are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces.

How do you know a redneck invented the tooth brush?

We would have called it a teeth brush

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What do walruses and tupperware have in common?

They're both looking for a tight seal.

What do you call a good looking girl in Wisconsin?

A Tourist!

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do you tell a woman who wants a larger outlook on life?

Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window

What did Batman tell Robin before Robin got in the car?

Hey Robin get in the car"!

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Which trees have the most friends?

The poplar ones.

Why did my friend throw my computer out the window?

So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.

China Jokes More China Jokes

Why were there no feminists in Communist China?

Because everyone had equal rice.

What do you call someone who has ancestry back to China but is a 2nd generation US citizen and is a professional bodybuilder?

Ben Ching.