How can you tell if your "designer clothes" are made in China?

If they look fabric-cated Very bad, I know. "This is why we don't have friends!!"

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What's the difference between a civilian camp and an ISIS base?

I don't know I just fly the drones

How do hens always know what size your egg cup is?

They don't but all eggs always fit.

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Why did Horse Santa put his dentist on the naughty list?

You don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

Why did the vampire have pedestrian eyes?

They looked both ways before they crossed.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What country do all cats wish to get their food from?

Viet NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

How are cats like empty wine bottles?

I'm probably gonna die surrounded by both.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do you tell a mathematician if he does drugs?

You're high-on-pot...enuse. Thanks Key&Peele, I'll see myself out.

Why don't people tell Jim Jones jokes?

The punchline is too long.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why did the cyclops close his school?

Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends

Why cant Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he's Blind Married

China Jokes More China Jokes

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

Why doesn't China have a phone directory?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.