What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.

What did the cat cough up when it was sick?

Meowcus

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.

Why wouldn't the frog lend his hammer to the mushroom?

Because it's a toad's tool.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What do you call a bee that lives in America?

USB

Which street does the police officer live in?

Let's be Avenue

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

What if animals "were" injured in the making of a film. Do they list that in the credits?

Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why did Night fall?

Because Day tripped him.

What's Batman's least favourite album?

A Night at the Opera.

Croak Jokes More Croak Jokes

Why are frogs on the endangered species list?

Because they croak a lot!

Why is a frog luckier than a cat ?

Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times !