Why is a frog luckier than a cat ?

Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times !

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.

What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!"

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

How do you sell a deaf guy a frog?

DO YOU WANT TO BUY A FROG? rip.

Why was Jimmy sad?

Cause Jimmy had a frog stapled to his face.

Croak Jokes More Croak Jokes

How did the toad die ?

He simply croaked !

What's the difference between a frog and a cat?

A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.