Why is a frog luckier than a cat ?

Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times !

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What do you call a cat who uses fake finger prints?

an im-paw-ster.

Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin ?

There was some money in the kitty !

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Why do frogs have webbed feet ?

To stamp out forest fires !

What do you call an awesome internet site for frogs?

Rebbit.

Croak Jokes More Croak Jokes

How did the toad die ?

He simply croaked !

Why do they call old people 'frogs' in Florida?

Cause they all go there to croak!