Why is a frog luckier than a cat ?

Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times !

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What's a good name for a cat?

Catsper.

What noise does a cat make going down the highway ?

Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow !

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What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.

What does a frog say when it washes car windows?

Rub it rub it rub it.

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What has more lives than a cat?

A frog -- it croaks every night.

What's the difference between a frog and a cat?

A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.