Why is a frog luckier than a cat ?

Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times !

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Why is a cat like a penny?

Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"

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Why was the frog down in the mouth ?

He was un hoppy !

What do you call a frog in the no parking zone?

Toad

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What has more lives than a cat?

A frog -- it croaks every night.

Where do frogs keep their treasure ?

In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow !