Whats the hardest part of cooking a potato?

Signing the legal guardian paperwork

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Whats better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded.

Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

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What do you call the cook on a Soviet battleship?

The khrushchev

Why can't the French cook two eggs?

Because one egg is

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What's the hardest part of breaking up with a leper ?

They always leave a piece of themselves behind.

What's the hardest part of golf for asians?

Driving

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What do you call a dad without jeans?

A potato.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a potato?

You wouldn't pay to have a potato on you.

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What sign did the mother put up in her neighbourhood when she realized her child's IQ was below average?

SLOW CHILDREN PLAYING

Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit?

A: From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."