Why can't the French cook two eggs?

Because one egg is

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How many French eggs do you need?

One egg is un oeuf.

How does Hannibal Lecter like his eggs?

Ovaries-y

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What happens when geese land in a volcano ?

They cook their own gooses !

What do you call a hippie that can't cook?

Burning ham!

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Why do Jihadist Muslims drink only instant coffee?

Because they completely hate the French press. (Reposted)

Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.