Why can't the French cook two eggs?

Because one egg is

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How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.

What's wrong with these eggs I ordered?

Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.

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What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again

What are cooking for us today?

Dingo: I'm making my famous baby coleslaw

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What do you call a Frenchman in Colorado?

A French Fried

Why does nobody ever talk about Jack the Ripper's sleazier French cousin?

Jock the stripper.