What's wrong with these eggs I ordered?

Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

How do I like eggs?

Ummm...in a cake!

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

How can you tell a mechanic got laid?

He has one clean finger

Why did a chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How did I get here?

I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.

Who's there ! Chair ! Chair who?

Chair you go again asking more questions !

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

Whats BNAG?

Its bang out of order!

Why were the people in the Twin Towers disappointed on 9/11?

They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

What shape is your table?

A: Um, round But that's not really... R: Got it

What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants?

What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants? Ferniture.

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

What's wrong with these eggs I ordered?

Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.

Why doesn't your menu list prices?

Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.