How did I get here?

I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.

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House Jokes More House Jokes

What did the Mexican say when his house collapsed on him?

Hey, get off me homes !

What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What did batman say to the joker when he finally caught him?

Gotham

Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the pamphlet say to the booklet when it asked for help?

Bro sure!

Why did the blonde guy ask his girlfriend to squeeze his left testicle?

A: Because the road sign said 'Squeeze Left.'

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

What do comic book collectors use in their hair when they shower?

Mint conditioner.

How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

Question Jokes More Question Jokes

Who's sorry now?

First question on Canadian citizenship exam

How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.

Neighbor Jokes More Neighbor Jokes

What's that again?

A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'

What word begins with "N" and ends in "R" that I wouldn't want to call a black guy?

Neighbor.