What do you call a Vulcan philosopher who only responds in questions?

Spocrates.

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How did NBC respond to someone who criticized their broadcasting?

I ( ) can't ( ) understand ( ) your accent ( ).

What do you call a Vulcan philosopher who only responds in questions?

Spocrates.

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What question must always be answered "Yes"?

What does Y-E-S spell "

What is the opposite of peace?

is the question.

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What do you call a Vulcan philosopher who only responds in questions?

Spocrates.

What does a Vulcan lawnmower need to function?

A spock plug.