What do you call a Vulcan philosopher who only responds in questions?

Spocrates.

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How are you feeling?

The thermometer responded, "0K."

What did the guy say to the funny drug dealer?

You really crack me up dude!" The drug dealer responds with: "How much "

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What did the gangster's son tells his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!"

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

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What do you call a Vulcan sheep?

Shbaaaaaaaahk

What do Romulans and Vulcans do with their high school drop outs?

Send them to barber school.