What do you call a Vulcan philosopher who only responds in questions?

Spocrates.

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What do you do at a red light?

Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."

How do your pants fit?

The man responded, "Like a glove".

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Why are criminals so good at basketball?

They shoot first and ask questions later.

Why are you home from school so early?

Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh really What was the question Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal "

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What does a Vulcan lawnmower need to function?

A spock plug.

What do Romulans and Vulcans do with their high school drop outs?

Send them to barber school.