Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."
We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right
Don't look at me I'm changing!
checks fly* *no pants* Aaaah.
A: Uh...standby I'll check on that.
Well, there's my family and......OH MY GOD WHERE'S MY FAMILY ! !
Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...
Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"
To what the dad responds all serious: Do you see London from here
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I'll never call you back. Like, ever. You'd have better luck with a telegram.