Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."
Put them in the back of a truck and run a red light.
If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.
Because it was mini apple list.
Try it out on Internet Explorer
Because twitter has an 140 character limit.
There's 140 characters, and they are all terrible.
Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.
The pirate responds, "tucked inside my buck'n hat!!"
Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!
End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"
