Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

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What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

What stopped winter for coming?

Cuz Winterfell and it can't get up! :P

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What is a NYC nanosecond?

If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.

Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

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What Hillary's word for a bribe?

Pay her and she'll speak to you about it.

What does a limo driver and a hairy stripper have in common?

They both get paid to chauffeur. (show fur)

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Where is the remote?

All the way over there." "Guess I'm watching this."

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

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Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road surfing the Net?

The www.izard of Oz.

Why are you guys all sitting on the same side of the table?

DaVinci

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Why is it so expensive to live in Ireland?

Cause they keep *Dublin* the taxes.

Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right