Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What came before the Big Bang?

The Big Foreplay.

What does Bill Cosby have in common with Ninjas?

Their victims never see them coming.

Red Light Jokes More Red Light Jokes

Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

What did the Red light say to the Green light?

Don't look at me I'm changing!

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What does the highest paid WNBA player make?

Sandwiches.

What should you do when a bull charges you?

Pay him

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What do you do if your in the way of stampeding cows?

Take away their credit cards so they can't charge

How many ways are there to please a guy?

Three way.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.

What do drug dealers sit on?

KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is.

Taxis Jokes More Taxis Jokes

What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and democrats want more for schools.

What service did Michael Jackson use to do his taxes?

Pay-To-File