What's blue and white and sits up a tree?

A fridge wearing a denim jacket.

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

How do you put elephant in the fridge?

Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge.

Why did the girls fall off the swing?

Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What's Irish and sits on a deck?

Patty O'Furniture

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How does an elephant climb a tree?

A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What kind of shoes does Voldemort wear?

Hor-crocs.

Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.

Denim Jacket Jokes More Denim Jacket Jokes

Whats rectangular, white and blue?

A fridge with a denim jacket on. HA!

What is white and blue and swings through the jungle?

a refrigerator wearing a denim jacket