What's blue and white and sits up a tree?

A fridge wearing a denim jacket.

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

Why is there a "D" in fridge but not in refrigerator?

Because you don't put the "D" in the big ones.

What's the difference between a married man and a bachelor?

A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What's the difference between an Aboriginal and a park bench?

One you sit on and the other is a park bench.

Where does the catcher sit for dinner?

A: Behind the plate.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do a racist and an apple have in common?

They both look good hanging from a tree

How did the pig get out of the tree?

The swine flu (joke my dad made up a couple years back during all this)

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call a French man wearing sandals?

Fillipe F'Lop

What do you call an Asian wearing contacts?

Customization. GET IT CUSTOM EYES ASIAN!!!

Denim Jacket Jokes More Denim Jacket Jokes

What is white and blue and swings through the jungle?

a refrigerator wearing a denim jacket

What's blue and white and sits up a tree?

A fridge wearing a denim jacket.