What kind of shoe does Mr. T wear?

T-shoes!

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What did the businessman wear to the thai restaurant?

A plaid tie.

What do you call a French man wearing sandals?

Fillipe F'Lop

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Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

Why shouldn't you buy shoes off the street?

They might be laced with something..

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What kind of STD does a blonde woman give you?

Herp-n-derp-es

What kind of dinosaur writes poetry?

A Bronte-saurus.

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What happened to the T?

America: "We threw it in the Harbor!"

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

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Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

What did Mr T say when asked if he had any wool?

Yes sir, yes sir, three bags, fool.