Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?

She was charged with rustling!

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Which woman has Jesus as a nephew?

The Auntie Christ.

What's the leading cause of obesity in women?

Wedding rings

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Why was the communist arrested?

He was caught red handed.

Why did the suspenders get arrested?

A: Because they held up a pair of pants.

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What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra."

Why does Star Wars Movies numbering scheme starts with 4,5,6?

Because in charge of the numbers, Yoda was

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What do you call it when someone makes a slam-dunk wearing shiny handcuffs?

Boom-shackle-lacquer!

Why did the Italian wear handcuffs to bed?

So he wouldn't talk in his sleep

Rustle Jokes More Rustle Jokes

Why did the sheriff arrest the tree?

Because its leaves rustled.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle