Why did the Italian wear handcuffs to bed?

So he wouldn't talk in his sleep

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?

Velrow

How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ?

You wake up wet !

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three. 1 to screw it in and 2 to talk about how much better Neil Peart could've done it

When you talk to a good girl, ask 'How are you?

When you talk to a bad girl, ask 'How much are you '

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why does the town idiot take his bedroom door off the hinges and put it to the sid every night when he goes to sleep?

ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole.

What is the car that everyone sleeps in?

The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache?

A: So he could look like his mama.

What sound does an Italian American microwave make?

Bada bing!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do mosquitoes think of people who wear bug spray?

They are just OFF-full

Why did the mermaid wear sea shells?

Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)

Handcuff Jokes More Handcuff Jokes

What do you call a handcuffed man?

A. Trustworthy.

Why are you putting handcuffs on that building?

Officer: I'm making a house arrest