What is the car that everyone sleeps in?

The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a truck?

hit by a car.

How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What did the cold pipe say to the to hot pipe?

Nothing,pipes can't talk. Thank you

Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why do sailors drink so much?

We sleep better when the room is moving

How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

he proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

Ford Jokes More Ford Jokes

What would Chrysler's version of the Ford Focus be called?

Chrysler Concentrate

What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.