What is the car that everyone sleeps in?

The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.

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What do you get when you put a car and a pet together ?

Carpet !

Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.

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What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam"

Why was the stadium so cool?

it was full of fans. Thank thank you for your time

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Why did the Italian wear handcuffs to bed?

So he wouldn't talk in his sleep

Why couldn't the laptop go to sleep?

Because it has two shifts.

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What do you call a Harrison Ford one man show?

A Han Solo performance.

What is the car that everyone sleeps in?

The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.