How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

he proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

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What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

How can I buy the New York Times?

He replies "Ask my wife. She'll tell you how you do it.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?

She wanted to see how long she slept.

Why are you sleeping at your desk?

Me: Because my bed is at home.

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How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate

What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans"

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do you fix a womans watch?

You dont. There is a clock on the oven.

How does a women make you a millionaire?

You start as a billionaire

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Why would I want to talk to your baby?

On the phone. It's a baby. If I wanted to hear random noises when I talk, I have a husband for that.

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

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How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

he proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

What's your Mom's name?

Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....

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What do you want?

The beam replies: "Oh, just give me a moment."

When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long