Why did the chicken cross my wife?

Because I ran her over in the street.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why the chicken cross the road .... to get the Chinese newspaper. Do you get it?

Neither do I, I get the new york times

What do you call a chicken haunting your house?

A Poultrygeist!

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did the geologist get divorced?

He took his wife for granite.

Why do husbands die before their wives?

They want to.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T. ?

General Lee speaking.

What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog ?

A fangfurter !sna

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What language does robot Marco run on?

Rubio on rails

Why can't anything be easy?

I moaned as my real-time handheld connection to all the world's information briefly ran slower than usual.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What's your street name?

Me: FUNK MASTER FERG bia bia! Best Buy: No, the name of your street.

How did Jesus get to the other side of the street?

He used the Cross Walk.