What language does robot Marco run on?

Rubio on rails

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What do you call someone who only speaks one language?

American.

What language do the Vatican Police speak?

Pig Latin!

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How did the lumberjack keep his business from falling behind when all the trees ran out?

By moving faux wood. Rimshot

What's white and red, 3 inches long, and makes dudes scream and run away when you show it to them?

A positive pregnancy test.

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Why didn't rail Castro want to be President of Cuba?

He didn't want to play second fidel

Why is horse racing so romantic?

Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!

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What do you call an Italian's semi-formal shirt?

Marco's polo

What language does robot Marco run on?

Rubio on rails