What language does robot Marco run on?

Rubio on rails

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How do deaf mathematicians communicate?

Through sine language.

What language do birds speak?

Squackhili

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What's the difference between a race car and a woman?

One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.

How long did it take for the police to catch the man running in his underwear?

It was a brief chase...

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Why didn't rail Castro want to be President of Cuba?

He didn't want to play second fidel

Why is horse racing so romantic?

Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!

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What language does robot Marco run on?

Rubio on rails

What do you call an Italian's semi-formal shirt?

Marco's polo