What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

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What's the difference between Reddit and Voat?

Reddit doesn't constantly have reposts from the other site.

What's the difference between me and a cardboard box?

A cardboard box isn't always empty on the inside. :(

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

When did you first miss it dear?

Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

9/11

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

What is a french bakers lifestyle like?

Its a life of pain

What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?

Shoot him again.

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Why is Hollywood full of vampires?

They need someone to play the bit parts.

What would Abraham Lincoln say if he found out there was a movie about him slaying vampires?

What's a movie?

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What do you get when you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole at Easter?

Hot Cross Bunnies!

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

Toothache Jokes More Toothache Jokes

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

What is worse than an alligator with toothache ?

A centipede with athlete's foot !

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What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

What would Chewbacca do?

And the answer is always, "Make that gargly roaring sound." So that's what I do.

Rainstorm Jokes More Rainstorm Jokes

How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.