What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Bing Crosby and Walt Disney?

Bing sings and Walt Disney.

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What doesn't get any wetter no matter how much it rains?

The ocean

How do poor people make it rain?

They don't.

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

Why do feminists only drive cars with automatic transmissions?

It pains them to have standards.

Why did Hank Hill join an S&ampM club?

He heard they were Pro-Pain.

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

Why do vampires hate Texas Roadhouse?

They can not stand stakes!

Why wasn't the vampire working?

He was on his coffin break.

Pour Jokes More Pour Jokes

What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?

Hot cross bunnies Happy Easter

What color does your skin turn when you pour molten gold onto it?

Au-burn

Toothache Jokes More Toothache Jokes

When pigs get a toothache who do they see?

Painless Porker.

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

Roar Jokes More Roar Jokes

What would Chewbacca do?

And the answer is always, "Make that gargly roaring sound." So that's what I do.

What do you call a bunch of Asian bears roaring?

Panda-monium.

Rainstorm Jokes More Rainstorm Jokes

How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.