What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a public park and a public toilet?

I need to know before my court date on Monday.

What's the difference between awkward and awful?

Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Why did the haunted house not like rain?

A: Because it dampened his spirits.

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

Why does Dracula have no friends?

Because he's a pain in the neck.

What would a world without women feel like?

A pain in the arse.

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

Why did the Vampire's girlfriend break up with him?

Because he was pain in the neck!

What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

Pour Jokes More Pour Jokes

Why "Trojan" condoms?

Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.

What do you get when you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole at Easter?

Hot Cross Bunnies!

Toothache Jokes More Toothache Jokes

What is worse than an alligator with toothache ?

A centipede with athlete's foot !

When pigs get a toothache who do they see?

Painless Porker.

Roar Jokes More Roar Jokes

What do you call a bunch of Asian bears roaring?

Panda-monium.

What makes the ocean roar?

You'd roar too if you had crabs on your bottom

Rainstorm Jokes More Rainstorm Jokes

How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.