Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella ?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

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How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

What does an Ent want?

A bad birch.

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How do you stop a monster from smelling?

Cut off his nose.

Why Won't Anyone Tell me the Name of Ukraine's 5th Largest City?

They keep telling me to stop asking...

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How do you make a Gorilla laugh?

Tell it an elephant joke!

Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes?

Because she had a pun in the oven!

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What do you call it when a golfer misses the hole?

Fore-play

What did Courtney Love say before shooting Kurt Cobain?

Hole is going to be huge!

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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

He's all right now.

How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?

it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.

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What did the pirate say to his sister?

Aye sis

What's the difference between your sister and a washing machine?

A washing machine only takes one load at a time.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Why do cows lie down in the rain?

To keep each udder dry.

Why does rain make people sad?

Because they're in a depression.