Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes?

Because she had a pun in the oven!

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Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes?

Because she had a pun in the oven!

Why was the pun so offensive?

It was homophonic.

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Why do women make bad engineers?

Their whole lives they have been told 5 inches is 8

When is the only time a white NFL wide receiver is a good thing?

When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.

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What's a boxer's favorite part of a joke?

The punchline

Why don't people tell jokes about the Reverend Jim Jones?

The punchline is too long.

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How many pregnant women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.

What is the difference between Scotland and a pregnant woman?

A pregnant woman is in Labour

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What's the difference between love and lust?

About two-hundred dollars." - Johnny Carson

What's the difference between love, pure love and excessive love?

Blowing Swallowing Gargeling

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

What did the racist chef say to Lenny Kravitz?

Get to the back of the oven...

Why was the baker happy when his pie caught fire in the oven?

He was a pieromaniac.