Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes?

Because she had a pun in the oven!

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Pun Jokes More Pun Jokes

What did they start calling Kim Jong Un after he shed 60 kgs in weight?

Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea

What jokes do you know that can only be understood if you know two (or more) languages?

Like a joke that involves a pun on a word that has different meanings in different languages. Please tell us what languages they are in.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio's face?

Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie...

Why does C-3PO always tell Han the Odds?

Because he can't even.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What the difference between a Mexican and a bench?

The bench can support a family my first post here, a friend told me this joke.

What do you call people who don't repost jokes?

liars

Pregnant Woman Jokes More Pregnant Woman Jokes

What's the healthiest sport a pregnant women can play?

Kick boxing

Why was the pregnant woman screaming "wouldn't, shouldn't, couldn't!"?

She was having contractions.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why was "what is love" played at a funeral?

Because he had a will, and he haddaway.

Where would you find the scientist who loved to f$k dogs?

In the lab.

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

Why did the computer programmer put his brownies back in the oven?

They were too GUI.

Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.