Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes?

Because she had a pun in the oven!

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Pun Jokes More Pun Jokes

Whats the problem with tainted money?

It taint yours and it taint mine :D (Puns for the win :D)

What's pun plus pun?

Poo

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if a Mobile software developer isn't enjoying his job?

He isn't very App-y

Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

What's the last thing you want to see on the reddit frontpage?

This joke. PS: You don't think so Prove me wrong.

Pregnant Woman Jokes More Pregnant Woman Jokes

What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a supermodel?

Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*

Why do drug dealers love muslim people?

Because they always get stoned

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

What did the racist chef say to Lenny Kravitz?

Get to the back of the oven...

How many men does it take to fix a women's watch?

Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!