What's the difference between Audi drivers and a cactus?

Audi drivers have pricks on the inside

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Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are $1.99 deer nuts are under a buck

What is the difference between an apple and an orange?

None, the two are not a snake

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What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Ferrari?

The pricks are on the outside of a hedgehog.

What's the Difference between a cactus, and a BMW?

A cactus has the prick on the outside.

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What is juicy on the inside, dry on the outside, and has "apple" in it?

A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.

What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside ?

A mouse sandwich !

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What does a German say at a Dude Ranch?

AUDI.

What do you call a rich brown person driving an Audi?

A Saudi

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Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.

Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus?

He has an Asgard ...I'll see myself out