What's the Difference between a cactus, and a BMW?

A cactus has the prick on the outside.

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What's the difference between a Blonde and a person with a different colour of hair?

The blonde sure doesn't know.

What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans?

If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Prius?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside

What do you call a stingy douchebag who likes plants?

A prick

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What does the outside of your car trunk look like?

and "What's a gym "

What's the difference between BMWs and porcupines?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

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What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road?

Rust-in-peace.

Why would you rather run into a bmw driver than a cactus?

Because it's easier to deal with just one prick

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Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.

Why would you rather run into a bmw driver than a cactus?

Because it's easier to deal with just one prick