What's the difference between a Blonde and a person with a different colour of hair?

The blonde sure doesn't know.

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What do you call a person without a son?

per

What do you call a person who teaches about Drones?

Dronacharya

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What's the difference between a pretty girl and an apple?

One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.

Whats the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop its own cultures without having to resort to stealing others.

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How does a blind skydiver know the ground is near?

A: The leash goes slack.

What's the difference between a deaf person and my wife?

I don't know.

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Why do blondes put rulers on their foreheads?

A: They want to measure their intelligence.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

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How do you buy hair?

You have toupee

What do witches put on their hair?

Scare spray!

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Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !

What's the difference between a Blonde and a person with a different colour of hair?

The blonde sure doesn't know.