What's the difference between a Blonde and a person with a different colour of hair?

The blonde sure doesn't know.

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What do you call it when a person acts holy for a night then sins every day after?

A one night stand with Jesus

What do you call a person who likes white rice, and not brown rice?

A ricest.

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What is the difference between a black man and a couch?

A couch can support a family

Whats the difference between an Irish wedding, and an Irish funeral?

There's one less drunk.

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What's the most popular soup in China?

Chicken poodle soup...I know, I know booooo

How many Heisenbergs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If you know the number, you don't know where the socket is.

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How do you drown a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door

What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?

A hundred dollar bill.

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When do you kick a midget in the nuts?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

Where does the bride of Frankenstein have her hair done?

At the ugly parlour.

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Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !

What's the difference between a Blonde and a person with a different colour of hair?

The blonde sure doesn't know.