Who is missing an egg?

there are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

Why can't America ever win a chess tournament?

Because they're missing two towers

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What did the egg say after he was put in a pot of boiling water?

I just got laid by a chick and now I'm getting hard.

Where do Eggs keep their holidays pictures?

In a photo albumen...

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?

Boss: I don't know. Guy: I'm not coming in this morning!

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How many US cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they arrest the room because it's black.

What do you call a crazy guy in a room full of mosquitoes?

A bit neurotic.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

What are three 2 letter words meaning small?

Is it in

27 Jokes More 27 Jokes

Who is missing an egg?

there are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.

How do you get 27 kids to carve a statue?

A: Have everybody chip in.