Who is missing an egg?

there are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed harambe

What's the one thing missing from the offensive jokes on r/jokes?

Karma, Whores.

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?

Unfertillized

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How did the doctor know Muhammad Ali was dead?

He never got up by the time he counted to 10 Edit: Phrasing

What present did the kid with no hands get?

Gloves. Ha! Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What's worse than finding a sack of spider eggs in your room?

Finding a sack of hatched spider eggs in your room

Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors?

You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What u doing later?

Wife: That's not what I meant by pick up my towel. Just hand it to me, idiot.

What is the meaning of afford?

It's the car most sales representatives drive.

27 Jokes More 27 Jokes

How many grains of sand are there in the world?

As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.

How many skateboarders does it take to change a lightbulb?

One...but it takes him 27 tries