Who is missing an egg?

there are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

What do you call a steak that is a girl?

Miss.Steak

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

A: Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What what Juan's twin sister named?

I don't know, Juana guess

What did they call the man who knew how to read maps?

A legend

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

Why are Republicans so easy to point out?

They're usually the elephant in the room

What do you do if you enter a room and a clown is having a stroke?

Close the door and go to .

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

Why is Gandalf so good in bed?

Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.

What exactly is that?

Making people guess the meaning of acronyms.

27 Jokes More 27 Jokes

How do you get 27 kids to carve a statue?

A: Have everybody chip in.

What do you call a fish with 27 eyes?

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