Who is missing an egg?

there are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What's missing from star wars 7?

Maybe SPOILER Nobody's limbs.

Why do stormtroopers never have long distance relationships?

Because they'd miss each other.

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How do fallopian tubes like there eggs in the morning?

Ovary-sy

How do dentists like their eggs?

Poached.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do German women know when they're pregnant?

They're never late...

What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How many moths does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but more can join in if there's room in the lightbulb.

What's a room full of saurkraut?

Over-krauted.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

Where's your better half?

The PS4's at home "No I mean-" Where WOULD it be Wow, dumb question.

What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur."

27 Jokes More 27 Jokes

What do you call a fish with 27 eyes?

Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish

How do you get 27 kids to carve a statue?

A: Have everybody chip in.