Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff
She draws a smack!
Udder destruction!
The finish line of the Boston Marathon.
4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number
Because he was the rightful heir
They both tried to run a country and died before finishing.
He didn't understand Flossophy!
A crustacean
A woman's car breaks down on a busy highway. She manages to ease it over to the shoulder and gets out and opens the trunk. Immediately two men clothed only in trench coats leap out and begin to open and close their coats, exposing themselves to the oncoming traffic. Pretty soon a police officer stops. "What's going on here?" the cop asks. "My car just broke down," the woman responds. "NO, I mean those two guys," the cop continues. "Oh," the woman replies, "they're just my emergency flashers."
Because of the .
In Heaven, the cops are British, the engineers are German, the lovers are French, the cooks are Italian and the whole thing is managed by the Swiss In Hell, the cops are German, the engineers are French, the lovers are Swiss, the cooks are British and the whole thing is managed by the Italians
He found his pair a' dice!
