What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

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What happened when electricity was first discovered?

Fred: Someone got a nasty shock.

What happens when the smog rises in Los Angeles...?

UCLA.

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What has 4 legs and isn't alive?

It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this ! No Jimmy, it's your dog...

Why do women talk so much?

Because they have 4 lips.

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How good are the showers at Auschwitz?

They're to die for.

Why did the rapper die after being shot?

He forgot 2pac his bullet proof vest

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Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

What's the Turkish version of court packing?

Turkey stuffing

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What are three 2 letter words meaning small?

Is it in

Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.

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Why is manna from heaven like horse hay?

Both are food from aloft!

Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.