What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

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What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

What happened to good old-fashion soap?

Is it too basic?

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How was school?

4: Trenton said his dad likes to go outside and fight lions - laughs - oh honey - nobody would name their kid Trenton

What do you call it when 4 giraffes collide?

A giraffic jam!

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?

It died.

What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE"

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What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.

Why is a sofa like a roast chicken ?

Because they're both full of stuffing !

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What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.

What does it mean....?

He said, nag,nag,nag,nag!

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What's the fastest way to heaven?

It depends on the flight delays.

Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.