What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

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What happens if you put a mirror in a garage?

A mirage!

What happened when the communists took over the airport?

The planes kept Stalin.

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Why did the Yield Sign want to divorce the Stop Sign?

He caught her in a 4-way

How does a woman destroy a mans pride with 4 words?

Is it in yet? How does a man destroy a womans pride with 4 words? I don't know.

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Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

How did Wendy die?

The baconator

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Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed."

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What exactly is that?

Making people guess the meaning of acronyms.

What did u do last night?

Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying

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What is Robin Williams doing in heaven?

Not sure, probably just hanging out.

Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!! XD