Why did the gambler think he was in heaven?

He found his pair a' dice!

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Why do Physicists make terrible parents?

They think their children are small enough to neglect! Adapted from a Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal, I forget which one.

How many magazines did the racquetball footwear company make before going out of business?

Tennis shoes (Also: can anyone think of a more succinct buildup It seems kinda unwieldy to me)

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How do you find a black person?

Guilty.

What are your symptoms?

I can't laugh and I can't sing. I'm finding it hard to do anything!"

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Why do nuns always travel in pairs?

Because one nun follows the other nun to make sure that nun doesn't get none.

What do you call two guys on a pair of curtains?

Kurt n Rod.

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What did Hugh Hefner say when he got to heaven?

meh

Which fish go to heaven when they die ?

Angelfish !

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Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming?

He was a card shark!

What's the difference between a gambler and a Kasich supporter?

A gambler might lose.