Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.

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Why did Pete Carroll find Marshawn Lynch in a tree?

I'm just here so I don't get find."

Why are you calling me Grandpa?

Because I couldn't find it yesterday."

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What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.

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How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

What's the best part about dating a homeless girl?

You can drop her off anywhere!!

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Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the Prom?

Because he couldn't find a Date!

Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.