Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.

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Where will you find the most powerful man in Los Angeles?

Watts.

Why does a redneck find his cousin more attractive than a stranger?

Because it's all relative.

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Why are bananas so popular?

Because they have appeal

What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear ?

Whatever you want, he can't hear you..

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What did Jay Z call his girlfriend when they were dating?

A Feyonce

Why should you never date an atom?

The split is gonna be explosive

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Why did the raisin take the prune to the new year's ball?

Because he couldn't find a date!

Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the Prom?

Because he couldn't find a Date!