Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.

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Why do Polish police cars have stripes on the side?

A: So the cops can find the handles.

What do you find hanging from cherry trees?

Your arms have gotten sore.

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How can you open a banana?

With a monkey!

What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.

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What does Mr. Miyagi do when he gets home from a date?

He wax off

What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

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Why did the raisin take the prune to the new year's ball?

Because he couldn't find a date!

Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the Prom?

Because he couldn't find a Date!