What's the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls out.

Previous Random Joke Next
Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman president and pizza?

Most people like the idea of pizza better.

What difference does an "A" make?

Between NASA and NSA--it's astronomical.

Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

What do you call two couches that are in love with each other?

Homosectionals.

What is the difference between a black man and a couch?

A couch can support a family

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why is England so special?

Only they can pull out of Europe twice in a week.

What is the meanest practical joke one can pull on a blind person?

Leaving a plunger in the toilet.