What's the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls out.

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What's the Difference between a cactus, and a BMW?

A cactus has the prick on the outside.

What's the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load into the washing machine it doesn't follow me around

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How do you keep your Thanksgiving guests from falling asleep on your couch?

Infuse the gravy with cocaine.

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Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay

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What's your chicken sandwich called?

A McChicken And the rib -A McRib pulls out his batwallet I like your style.

What's the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls out.