What's the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls out.

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What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."

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What is the difference between a black man and a couch?

A couch can support a family

How do you keep your Thanksgiving guests from falling asleep on your couch?

Infuse the gravy with cocaine.

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How do you know a gypsy woman is pregnant?

You put a piece of wire in her and if you feel pulling she is indeed pregnant.

What film do you get when you pull your pants down?

Free Willy