What's the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls out.

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What is the difference between a feminist and a machist?

The second lacks the hypocrisy of the first.

What's the difference between a chorus line of blondes and a magician?

A: A magician has a cunning array of stunts.

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What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste (better to say it aloud)

What is the difference between a black guy and a couch?

One can actually support a family.

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How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.

What did the Abominable Snowman do after he had had his teeth pulled out?

He ate the dentist.