What's the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls out.

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What is the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman?

Ironman is a superhero, Ironwoman is a command.

What's the difference between a firstborn prince and a baseball?

A baseball is thrown to the air.

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How much do you bench?

Me: Way less than I couch.

What do hippies say when you tell them to get off your couch?

Namaste

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How do you know a gypsy woman is pregnant?

You put a piece of wire in her and if you feel pulling she is indeed pregnant.

What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth