What do hippies say when you tell them to get off your couch?

Namaste

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Why was 1 all salty?

Someone told him it was 2's day.

What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

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What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

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What is the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls outs

What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

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What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

What does a monk say when you evict him?

Namaste