What did the hippy say when I told him to get off my couch?

Namaste

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What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste (better to say it aloud)

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Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !

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Namaste

What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch?

Namaste.