What did the hippy say when I told him to get off my couch?

Namaste

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Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.

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What did the hipster say... ...when he was told to get off the couch?

Nah-imma-stay"

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What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !

What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

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What did the hippie say when he was kicked off the couch?

Namaste

What did the hippie say when you told him to leave your house?

Namaste