What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.

How are you so strong?

LET ME GO TINY DANCER

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do you call a thief that leaves a trail?

A crummy thief!

What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?

All that was left was de brie.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

Which Shampoo They Preferred?

The Top Answers Was: Get The Hell Out Of My Bathroom!

What does a microcontroller say when it can't answer a question?

Ardunno

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What will it be for you, my friend?

the vendor asks. "Make me one with everything"

Why dad?

he asks. Because my arm is getting tired

Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants?

What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants? Ferniture.

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

How is Islam like a GPS?

You may think you're on the right path, but if you follow it literally, you'll end up crashing into a building.

What happened when Red-Beard's ship and Blue-Beard's ship crashed into each other?

They were MAROONED!

Y Jokes More Y Jokes

What did Muhammad Ali tell ISIS?

IsIs Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas !

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

Who leaves money under the pillows of children with LGBT parents ?

Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.

Hippy Jokes More Hippy Jokes

What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch?

Namaste.

What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

Bit Jokes More Bit Jokes

Why did it take so long for the postie to deliver the missing jigsaw piece?

He had a bit of a puzzle in his hands

What do you get when you keep two Lannisters in the same room for a bit?

3 Lannisters.

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?

throw a load of dirty laundry in.

How big do you suppose that fence is?

I reckon that fence is around a yard."

2 Week Jokes More 2 Week Jokes

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

for 2 weeks.

What do you call a meth-head that's been up for 2 weeks?

A two-weeker