What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !

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How can you tell if someone got their dog from a shelter?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

What does an American actor say when going to Europe?

Let's go PAL.

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What gas leaves a pirate speechless?

Argon

How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

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Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.

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Answer: I don't know, I'm no scientist

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When the cop asks you "Do you know how fast you were going?

do NOT respond with "I know, right !"

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

What did the couch say to the armchair?

Don't worry, I pull out.

What does the hippie bum say when you tell him he can no longer sleep on your couch?

Namaste

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What's the difference between a Malaysia Airline flight and Internet Explorer?

None. Eventually, both of them are gonna crash.

What does Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashes?

Nothing.

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Why don't X and Z get along with Y?

Because Y so serious

What is the plural of y'all?

What is the plural of y'all -Y'alls -All y'all.

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Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say?

I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.

Hippy Jokes More Hippy Jokes

What did the hippy say when I told him to get off my couch?

Namaste

Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy from drowning?

He was too far out maaaaan.

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Why can't a blonde count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

What do you do if hou are cold?

If you ever get cold, stand in a corner for a bit. They are usually 90 degrees.

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Why did the carpenter's wife leave him?

He was screwing around when he was supposed to be nailing her.

How was I supposed to know they meant combined?

They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old

2 Week Jokes More 2 Week Jokes

What do you call a meth-head that's been up for 2 weeks?

A two-weeker

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !