What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !

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Who Let The Dogs Out?

Ramsay Bolton.

What are you typing?

Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why does Beyonce say "To the left, to the left"?

Because black people have no rights.

What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

Where did the apple go when it's parents died?

Answer: To a Bananas foster home.

What asks no question but demands an answer?

A doorbell or a ringing telephone.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a computer scientist and an aspiring music artist?

Ask them what 'unsigned' means.

What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?

Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse."

Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste (better to say it aloud)

What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What happened when Red-Beard's ship and Blue-Beard's ship crashed into each other?

They were MAROONED!

Why did the rich guy crash his car?

He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends

Y Jokes More Y Jokes

How do you spell candy with two letters?

C and Y

How do alien hunters keep from oversleeping?

They SETI their alarm-y

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

What letter do pirates guess most often on Wheel of Fortune?

T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.

Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

Hippy Jokes More Hippy Jokes

Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy from drowning?

He was too far out maaaaan.

How can you tell if a hippy came to your house?

He's still there.

Bit Jokes More Bit Jokes

What's your ring tone?

Pinkish with a bit of brown.

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

Why did the carpenter's wife leave him?

He was screwing around when he was supposed to be nailing her.

Where were you supposed to poop?

2-year-old: The potty. Me: So why didn't you 2: I'm too busy.

2 Week Jokes More 2 Week Jokes

What do you call a meth-head that's been up for 2 weeks?

A two-weeker

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

for 2 weeks.