What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?

Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse."

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What happens when u ask a fake logic fan... What is your favorite logic album?

Their response Flexicution

How do you get a Canadian to quit smoking cigarets?

You ask him politely.

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Why do some people cough alot?

Because they drink to much coughee.

What is the best remedy for cough?

A laxative.

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What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?

Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse."

Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony?

He was feeling a little horse.

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How do you clear out an Iraqi bingo parlour?

Call out "B-52"

What do you use to clear the air of stupid?

A HERPA filter