What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?

Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse."

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What did the choir teacher say to the student who asked to use the bathroom?

Of chorus.

What did Blake Edwards say when asked if he had a roomate?

Yes, I have a rhuuuum, mate!

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What's the worst part about getting a lung transplant?

The first couple of times you cough, the loogeys aren't yours!

What do you call a pony with a cough?

A little hoarse!!!

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What do you call it when you finger a pony?

Feeling a little horse.

Why couldn't the pony sing?

He was a little horse.

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How do you clear a traffic jam at a banker convention?

With a plunger.

What happens when the fog clears in California?

UCLA