What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?

Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse."

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What's the hardest part about working as a nurse or doctor at a women's hospital?

When you ask the patients "what's the problem " They'll say "nothing"

Why did the stutterer get shot in the ghetto?

He was asking for directions for the "k-k-k-mart."

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What did the pony say after he coughed?

Excuse me, I'm a little hoarse."

What do you call a pony with a cough?

A little hoarse!!!

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Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse

What do you call it when you finger a pony?

Feeling a little horse.

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Why is he 50m from where he got shot?

Our best guess was he tried crawling home to clear his browser history"

Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."