Why did the pony have such a hard time talking?

He was a little horse

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What are your desires?

Me: My desires are..imagines having a talking Pug named Maurice that I watch Netflix with...Unconventional.

When punching a toddler, how hard is too hard?

Calm down... I'm not talking about MY kid. I know how hard to punch her. I'm her mother.

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Why did the pony have such a hard time talking?

He was a little horse

Why are negative parabolas so introverted?

They have a hard time opening up

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What did the pony say when he sang with a sore throat?

Sorry, I'm just a little hoarse!

What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A little hoarse!

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What did the pony say when it had a sore throat?

Sorry I'm a little horse!

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse