Little Horse Jokes

What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?

Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse."

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What do you call it when you finger a pony?

Feeling a little horse.

Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony?

He was feeling a little horse.

Why did the pony have such a hard time talking?

He was a little horse

Why did the paedophilic bestialist not answer his name?

Because he was feeling a little horse.

What did the pony say when it had a sore throat?

Sorry I'm a little horse!

Why couldn't the pony sing?

He was a little horse.

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse

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He was caught doing lines of math!

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What's the worst thing about a lung transplant?

Coughing up someone else's phlegm

What's the worst part about getting a lung transplant?

The first couple of times you cough, the loogeys aren't yours!

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How do you say goodbye to a thousand Japanese people?

A big wave

What do you call a thousand lawyers, chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A start.

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What's the best way to keep water from running?

Don't pay the water bill.

Where does Russia get its water from?

De-stalinization plants

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What illness are you suffering from if you keep seeing cartoon animals who talk?

Disney spells.

Which plant talks the most crap?

Shiitake mushrooms.

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What duo were famous for stealing horses?

Bonnie and Clydesdale!

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse

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What common trait do viruses, trojan horses and worms have in common?

They are all INSECURE.

Why "Trojan" condoms?

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Who's there? Dave. Dave who?

Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.