Little Horse Jokes

What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?

Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse."

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What do you call it when you finger a pony?

Feeling a little horse.

Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony?

He was feeling a little horse.

Why did the pony have such a hard time talking?

He was a little horse

Why did the paedophilic bestialist not answer his name?

Because he was feeling a little horse.

What did the pony say when it had a sore throat?

Sorry I'm a little horse!

Why couldn't the pony sing?

He was a little horse.

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse

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Pardon me, I'm just a little hoarse.

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Sore Throat Jokes More Sore Throat Jokes

What did the pony say when it had a sore throat?

Sorry I'm a little horse!

What's small, orange and sounds like a parrot?

An oompa loompa with a sore throat.

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ask about his routine.

What's even more impressive than a talking dog ?

A spelling bee!

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Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse

What duo were famous for stealing horses?

Bonnie and Clydesdale!