Little Horse Jokes

What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?

Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse."

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What do you call it when you finger a pony?

Feeling a little horse.

Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony?

He was feeling a little horse.

Why did the pony have such a hard time talking?

He was a little horse

Why did the paedophilic bestialist not answer his name?

Because he was feeling a little horse.

What did the pony say when it had a sore throat?

Sorry I'm a little horse!

Why couldn't the pony sing?

He was a little horse.

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse

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What duo were famous for stealing horses?

Bonnie and Clydesdale!

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the Limestone feel unappreciated?

Because he thought people were taking him for granite.

Why did the cookie visit the doctor?

He was feeling a little crummy.

Trojan Jokes More Trojan Jokes

Why "Trojan" condoms?

Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.

What common trait do viruses, trojan horses and worms have in common?

They are all INSECURE.

Molest Jokes More Molest Jokes

What do you call a bird that has been molested?

Rustled Crow

What do you call the High Sparrow who is caught molesting kids?

The Deviated Septon.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What is the best way to talk to a vampire?

By long distance.

What do you call the family members of the Force?

Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What do you call a judge that doesn't have any fingers?

Justice Thumbs

Why'd the band teacher go to jai?

Because he fingered A-minor

Sore Throat Jokes More Sore Throat Jokes

What did the pony say to the doctor when he had a sore throat?

I'm a little hoarse.

Why Do Ranchers Love Getting A Sore Throat?

Because they always get a little hoarse

Little Guy Jokes More Little Guy Jokes

Why "Trojan" condoms?

Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.