What should we call our band?

Ponies! -Dude, we're a heavy metal band. -Satanic ponies!

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What band does a wannabe join?

Rock Band for the XBOX 360

How are the band "The Scorpions" and rural shepherds alike?

They just wanna be loved by ewe. Made up this joke/pun at work the other day (I'm sure I'm not the first), decided to subject you all to it. All apologies to shepherds who are not physical with your sheep.

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What did the pony say when he sang with a sore throat?

Sorry, I'm just a little hoarse!

What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A little hoarse!

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What should we call our band?

Ponies! -Dude, we're a heavy metal band. -Satanic ponies!

How do heavy metal bands surf the web?

On the Din-ternet.