Why is chess confusing in Australia?

That's check, mate."

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What do you use to check your cell from across the room?

A telephono lens.

What do you have to use to check a test on Telemarketing?

A Scamtron.

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Why was Jesus not born in Australia?

Because God could not find three wise men and a virgin.

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ?

Big holes all over Australia !

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Why don't Episcopalians play chess?

They don't know the difference between a bishop and a queen

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess?

Because he's dead.