Why is chess confusing in Australia?

That's check, mate."

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How do you know a wood pieces history?

You check its logbook

What did the pirate photographer say?

Check out my DSL-Arrrgh.

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Why is a blonde like Australia?

A: They're both down under and no one cares.

Why does Saudi Arabia import so many camels from Australia?

They've got to get their 72 virgins

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What is Michael Bay's favorite move in chess?

C4

What do you call two chess enthusiasts bragging in a lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.