Why is chess confusing in Australia?

That's check, mate."

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What if horses rode horses?

And then THOSE horses rode MORE horses Then it's like, whoa dude! Check out that big stack of horses!

Why are librarians so lonely?

They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold

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Why was Jesus not born in Australia?

Because God could not find three wise men and a virgin.

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ?

Big holes all over Australia !

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What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

Why do Australians take forever to play chess?

Because they never make it past the first check, mate.