Well plaid.
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They lost two towers
They are missing 2 towers
Because they are missing two towers.
They're short 2 towers.
Because he's dead.
He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.
They don't know the difference between a bishop and a queen
The latter is a group of cunning runts.
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
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Cheers, mate.
Chessturbation.
They keep saying check, mate.
Because they don't have 2 towers.
It's only check, mate
Because they never make it past the first check, mate.
they are missing two towers.
Because they don't know how to defend their towers.
C4
It's stale, mate."
they smack my bishop
Shrekmate.
They think all the white pieces are kings.
Check, matey.
He has so many Bishops!
Cause they lack the towers.
It's the only chance they have to mate.
That's check, mate."
Oh sheeeeeettttt!
A down comforter.
I want to know her secret
they were cooked in Greece
Because they're shellfish.
The prawn.
Just 'Cause
The second one !
Mine are Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston
They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.
The pawn shop.
He thought it had a lot of potential.
He found steel wool pads in her bathroom.
