Well plaid.
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They lost two towers
They are missing 2 towers
Because they are missing two towers.
They're short 2 towers.
Because he's dead.
He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.
They don't know the difference between a bishop and a queen
The latter is a group of cunning runts.
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
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Cheers, mate.
Chessturbation.
They keep saying check, mate.
Because they don't have 2 towers.
It's only check, mate
Because they never make it past the first check, mate.
they are missing two towers.
Because they don't know how to defend their towers.
C4
It's stale, mate."
they smack my bishop
Shrekmate.
They think all the white pieces are kings.
Check, matey.
He has so many Bishops!
Cause they lack the towers.
It's the only chance they have to mate.
That's check, mate."
push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."
500 Internal Server Error
Because they can't protect their towers.
Just gopher it.
It's skirts versus shins.
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop
There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think
What did you think it would be, you racist?
A mountain gloat.
I came from Chernobyl, I had a tail!
They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.
Tenants
Because they literally can't even.
