Well plaid.
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They lost two towers
They are missing 2 towers
Because they are missing two towers.
They're short 2 towers.
Because he's dead.
He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.
They don't know the difference between a bishop and a queen
The latter is a group of cunning runts.
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
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Cheers, mate.
Chessturbation.
They keep saying check, mate.
Because they don't have 2 towers.
It's only check, mate
Because they never make it past the first check, mate.
they are missing two towers.
Because they don't know how to defend their towers.
C4
It's stale, mate."
they smack my bishop
Shrekmate.
They think all the white pieces are kings.
Check, matey.
He has so many Bishops!
Cause they lack the towers.
It's the only chance they have to mate.
That's check, mate."
He got crossed.
Courtney.
Allah-bama.
To remind blacks in America that they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
Cheque, mate!
Check, mate.
Waiter: Probably learning to read.
The South Will Rise Again
The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."
He fry through it!
from crowd look at the one guys hair! LMFAO *they look at each other*
O My GOd! I am so drunk.
He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.
They can't guard their towers.
Because the tower is an Eiffel.
