Why can't Michael Jackson play chess?

Because he's dead.

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Why are hamburgers essential to football?

Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!

What do you call playing chess against yourself?

Chessturbation.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

Who was Michael Jackson?

Son: Dad, is God man or a woman? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God black or white? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God good or bad? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God - Michael Jackson?

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Why does the Pope always win at chess?

He has so many Bishops!

Why don't I play chess with the Prodigy?

they smack my bishop