Naughty by Nature
Hermione went alone and was attacked by a troll
Because it's made up of galaxies.
Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.
To boost his link karma!
Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)
Naughty pine