They both abhor a vacuum.
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Coffee Mug
A: Gravity. It's always bringing me down.
Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.
Naughty by Nature
A cat.
Because it's made up of galaxies.
Caw Caw why'd my natural habitat get replaced with 165 000 square feet of consumerist wasteland lol
A: Kuz Mexicans Are Rich Too
They said, "Don't worry about it, it's on the house."
She was worried the egg would get there first.
The cure
Natural selection.
We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell
Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!"
John Cougar's Melon Camp
A. "Let's twist again like we did last summer...."
Prisons are indoors.
It's nature's way of telling us to lock them indoors
Artificial Intelligence.
Artificial intelligence.
Because its natural log is 1. I'll show myself out now.
So he'd use natural logs!