Nature Jokes

What do nature and dogs have in common?

They both abhor a vacuum.

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What is your least favorite force of nature?

A: Gravity. It's always bringing me down.

What would happen if Russia ran out of vodka?

Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.

What do you call a hip-hop trio with boosted Attack but hindered Special Attack?

Naughty by Nature

Who abhors a vacuum more than nature?

A cat.

Why is the universe feminine in nature?

Because it's made up of galaxies.

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if someone who's having a temper tantrum is on the phone?

You get a tizzy signal!

What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

K Mart Jokes More K Mart Jokes

What did the bird say when he flew over K-Mart?

Caw Caw why'd my natural habitat get replaced with 165 000 square feet of consumerist wasteland lol

What does K-mart stand for?

A: Kuz Mexicans Are Rich Too

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

What did the doe say as she came out of the forest?

I'll never do that for 5 bucks again.

Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote?

One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes Benz?

The porcupine's pricks are on the outside.

Artificial Intelligence Jokes More Artificial Intelligence Jokes

What do you call a blonde, who dyed her hair black?

Artificial intelligence

What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?

Artificial intelligence.

Sunburn Jokes More Sunburn Jokes

What do you do when you're sunburned?

Make like a banana and peel.

Why don't black people get sunburns?

Prisons are indoors.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did Jesus die on the cross?

he forgot the safe word

What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea?

He died in his teepee

M Jokes More M Jokes

What did the rock say to the other rock?

Im hard

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible