Who abhors a vacuum more than nature?

What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

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What do nature and dogs have in common?

They both abhor a vacuum.

Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

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What would happen if Russia ran out of vodka?

Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.

Who abhors a vacuum more than nature?

A cat.

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Who abhors a vacuum more than nature?

A cat.

What do nature and dogs have in common?

They both abhor a vacuum.