Why did Kanye blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.

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Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...

How does a man cut his hair on the moon?

Eclipse it

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What color eyes did Kurt Cobain have?

Blue - One blew this way and one blew that way

Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.

Bakery Jokes More Bakery Jokes

What do you get when you plant a loaf of bread?

A bakery.

What do you call a robbery at a bakery?

A bread-stick-em-up!

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What is Kanye's favorite Transformer?

Bruce Jenner

Why was Kanye's Christmas gift to Kim spoiled?

Because he's a bad wrapper

Flour Jokes More Flour Jokes

Why is flour so dumb?

It's inbred.

How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours